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i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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