People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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