dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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