are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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