I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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