Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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