So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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