Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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