that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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