if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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