He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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