Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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