Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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