Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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