How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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