Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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