so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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