Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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