new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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