She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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