He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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