I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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