Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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