how can u be prego again
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
