My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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