College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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