I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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