Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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