I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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