does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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