so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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