The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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