Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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