Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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How's work?
Spinning.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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