we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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