so explain again why im purple
no
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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