Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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