I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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