Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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