her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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