New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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