so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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