how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Don't tell me you're on acid again
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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