no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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