Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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