If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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