I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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