butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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