why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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