at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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