Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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