when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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