meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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You were trust falling into bushes
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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