if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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