ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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