i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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