All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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