I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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