bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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