I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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