what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My pussy is not your playground.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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