I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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