I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
