i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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