Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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